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The Weekender: October 12, 2025
Oct 12
I can't go to Sweetgreen with you because I can't cheat on my wife
My partner and I make our own rules. And we draw the line at fast caszh.
Oct 10
“It’s got something to do with love.”
The Weekender: October 5, 2025
Oct 5
Rejected Titles for Aaron Copland's 'Fanfare for the Common Man'
but first some thoughts on Copland's music
Oct 3
Oh, hey, look! I was published in McSweeney's!
The Weekender: Sunday, September 28, 2025
Sep 28
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The Weekender: September 14, 2025
A weekly round-up of my writing and podcasts from the past week, plus some other thoughts and updates. Thanks for being here!
Sep 14
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What I learned from not winning the $1.8 billion Powerball jackpot
Playing the lottery doesn't have to be a waste of money.
Sep 13
The Weekender: September 7, 2025
A weekly round-up of my writing and podcasts from the past week, plus some other thoughts and updates. Thanks for being here!
Sep 7
Letterboxd advice for Hollywood hopefuls
Are you afraid that sharing your honest movie opinions publicly could hurt your "career"? Do these things to bulletproof your Letterboxd account and…
Sep 5
I lost my fantasy football league and now I have to spend an entire Sunday with my wife and children as punishment
Please help me make it through.
Sep 3
The Weekender: August 31, 2025
A weekly round-up of my writing and podcasts from the past week, plus some other thoughts and updates. Thanks for being here!
Aug 31
I don't care if I'm in a time loop, I still have to do my morning pages
Twenty minutes, every day, no matter what.
Aug 31
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If my english teacher married my gym teacher...
some real small-town sh*t
Aug 27
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The Weekender: August 24, 2025
A weekly round-up of my writing and podcasts from the past week, plus some other thoughts and updates. Thanks for being here!
Aug 24
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