The Weekender: October 26, 2024
Jokes, thoughts, and ideas from this week.
I have an opinion on the best kind of automatic hand dryer.
It’s the Dyson Airblade V, by the way. That sucker (blower?) really dries the hell out of my hands. The skin on those babies looks like the cheeks of a pilot when they’re testing the limits of how much g-force a human can experience. I love watching the little beads of water roll off my fingers …
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